The best marketing accelerator for technical founders.
Most founders waste months testing random messages, tweaking designs, and second-guessing their pitch. All of that without knowing what's actually broken.
By the end of the program, you'll get what most founders only figure out after burning time, money, and momentum.
The ultimate marketing knowledge you will ever need to raise and sell.
Bad marketing kills more startups than bad tech. Stop throwing spaghettis at the wall to see what sticks. Alumni can vouch for us.
Verta Bioenergy
Raised USD $400k Seed round with Engie Factory.
Rently
Rently Secures USD $3M Pre-Series A Investment to Revolutionise the Asian Rental Market.
H3 Dynamics
Aerial mobility firm H3 Dynamics raises USD $26M in Series B funding.
Phnxx
Climate tech energy startup Phnxx powers up on USD $1.8M Seed round.
Get Solar
Solar AI Technologies raises USD $1.5M to hyperscale Rent-To-Own solar.
Let's face it, hiring an agency is not always something you can afford.
And most incubators and accelerators won't provide you with the operational excellence and the frameworks to nail your marketing.
Agency is out of budget for now
I can’t lose time in traditional incubator
I need to work with tested frameworks
I can do the work on my own
I need to test a few PMF hypothesis
I want to gather resources that will last a lifetime
October 2025: 10 spots left
That's why we created the 1 week Noodle Accelerator Program.
We packed all our knowledge and frameworks into a 1 week program to rise you to a unicorn status.
4 x 1h workshop sessions
Pay for a seat and bring your co-founder along
Access to framework and live recordings
2 x 30-min personal coaching calls (worth USD 1,000)
Join and participate in our founder community
25% off on agency work within 3 months (worth USD 10,000)
1-year of Horse To Unicorn newsletter content (worth USD 200)
You'll learn how to build and use the key marketing assets for your growth.
There's a framework for everything: position your company to win, created the best branded experiences, write landing pages to close and work on the perfect pitch flow.
The assets you’ll get
Session 1
Positioning Canvas
• Think like an investor
• The arena model of strategy
• The PMF canvas
Session 2
Branding Canvas
• Brand promise
• Brand experience canvas
• Monitor your PMF
Session 3
Messaging Canvas
• Brand archetypes
• Tones and voices
• Features vs Benefits
Session 4
Applications
• How to tell stories in slides
• Types of hero section on a website
• Types of landing pages
Just ask Verta: they raised $500k only 3 months after the Accelerator.
At this stage, marketing is no longer guesswork, it's a science. We've seen how a clearer story, tighter positioning, and sharper assets can unlock fast results.
Raised USD $500k 3 months after the program
Finalist of Future Food Asia Awards
Picked up by industry media organically
“We had a fragmented and underwhelming marketing that didn’t reflect the quality of our work. It brought structure, clarity, and a surprising level of calm to the chaos. Wholeheartedly recommend.”
Jeremy Tan
CEO / Verta Bioenergy
Your host: Thomas, CEO at Noodle
Started 8 companies and counting
Helped raise USD $50M
Advised 20 startups in 2024 alone
Loves Magic The Gathering
October 2025: 10 spots left
Skip straight to the beating heart of effective marketing.
We've packed years of startup experience, proven frameworks, and investor-tested assets into a 1 week sprint. We max out after 10 seats. Take yours while it's still available.
Marketing Accelerator
USD 1,599
4 x 1h workshop sessions
2 x 30-min personal coaching calls (worth USD 1,000)
Bring your co-founder along
Learn lifetime PMF and messaging frameworks
Access to all templates (worth USD 200)
Access to all recordings
Access to founder chat
1-year access to HorseToUnicorn.com (worth USD 200)
25% off subsequent agency work (worth USD 10,000)
And if you ever need more along the way...
Brand Identity Design
USD 7,500
Brand art direction x3
Typography and colours
Logo design x3
Social media layouts
Investor Pitch deck
USD 7,500
Copywriting & flow
1-on-1 rehearsal
Presentation design
Feedback from investors
Landing Page
USD 4,500
USD 2,500 per extra page
Copywriting
Web development
UI design
On-page & Technical SEO
Things you might still be wondering...
Who is this program for?
This is for early-stage founders with a product (or MVP) who are struggling to turn it into clear traction. If you're prepping to raise, launch, or accelerate growth, this sprint will give you the clarity and tools to get there faster.
Do I need a product already?
Yes — you should have something built, even if it's early. This isn’t a place to validate an idea from scratch. We help you sharpen what you’ve already built so it’s ready to sell and raise.
Will you build my site or deck for me?
No — this isn’t an agency engagement. We guide you through the thinking, structure, and tools so you can own your pitch, brand, and site. That said, you can book add-ons if you want us to help with execution after the program.
How big is the group?
10 — We cap each cohort at 10 founders to keep it personal, collaborative, and high-impact. You’ll get feedback from us and your peers throughout.
Is this suitable for solo founders?
Absolutely. Whether you're solo or have a co-founder, this is built to help you move forward faster — even if you're wearing all the hats.