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The most comprehensive marketing program for technical founders.

Most founders waste months testing random messages, tweaking designs, and second-guessing their pitch. All of that without knowing what’s actually broken.

By the end of the program, you'll get what most founders only figure out after burning time, money, and momentum.

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The ultimate marketing knowledge you will ever need to raise and sell.

Bad marketing kills more startups than bad tech. Stop throwing spaghettis at the wall to see what sticks. Alumni can vouch for us.

Let’s face it, hiring an agency is not always something you can afford.

And most incubators and accelerators won’t provide you with the operational excellence and the frameworks to nail your marketing.

Agency is out of budget for now

I can’t lose time in traditional incubator

I need to work with tested frameworks

I can do the work on my own

I need to test a few PMF hypothesis

I want to gather resources that will last a lifetime

August 2025: 10 spots left

That’s why we created the 4-week noodle accelerator program.

We packed all our knowledge and frameworks into a 4-week program to rise you to a unicorn status.

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12 workshops of 1 hour each

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12 homework sessions

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Weekly 30-min personal office hours calls

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Expert guidance on leveraging marketing frameworks

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Access to marketing, PMF and GTM database

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Ask and participate in our founder community

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Pay for a seat and bring one your co-founder along

You’ll learn how to build and use the key marketing assets for your growth.

There’s a framework for everything: position your company to win, created the best branded experiences, write landing pages to close and work on the perfect pitch flow.

The assets you’ll get

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Positioning Canvas

A structured document capturing your key segmentation, value props, strategic language, and messaging pillars.

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Branding Canvas

How to connect with your customers on an emotional level and providing unforgettable experiences.

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Website Wireframes

Turn visitors into leads with a full homepage outline with customer-facing, ready-to-use copy.

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Perfect Pitch Deck Flow

How to tell your equity story to get you in a meeting with investors every single time.

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Best Practices Database

Access to Figma and Google Docs templates, examples, and proven cases.

Just ask Verta: they raised $500k only 3 months after the Accelerator.

At this stage, marketing is no longer guesswork, it’s a science. We’ve seen how a clearer story, tighter positioning, and sharper assets can unlock fast results.

Raised USD $500k 3 months after the program

Finalist of Future Food Asia Awards

Picked up by industry media organically

“We had a fragmented and underwhelming marketing that didn’t reflect the quality of our work. It brought structure, clarity, and a surprising level of calm to the chaos. Wholeheartedly recommend.”

Jeremy Tan

CEO / Verta Bioenergy

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High-calorie marketing workshops are on the menu.

Strategy

Defining your Audience

The business cell model

If you don’t chose you lose

The right audience

Implementing A Winning Strategy

The arena model

The types of moats

The acid tests for great positioning

PMF and growth

The 5-fit model

Finance tracker

Find creative idea effectively

Branding

Brand for growth

Why brand command price and volume

The brand diamond model

The brand diamond model

Your brand core

The 5-star experience canvas

Visual brand identity

The brand identity dimensions

Branding examples

Messaging

How to write like Ogilvy

Great copywriting

Test your copy

Define your voice

Content themes

Session title

The story telling arc for the web

The most important pages

Home page wireframes

Investor pitch deck flow

How to tell your equity story

Investor pitch deck wireframes

Sales & Fundraising

Personal Branding & Social media

LinkedIn templates

LinkedIn and personal branding

Platforms to be visible on

Generating demand

Indirect sales

Qualifying demand

Mastering the messy middle

Raising & Contracts

Tips for presentations

Contract negociation

Data & Decision making

Your host: Thomas, CEO at Noodle

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Started 8 companies and counting

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Helped raise USD $50M

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Advised 20 startups in 2024 alone

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Loves Magic The Gathering

August 2025: 10 spots left

Skip straight to the beating heart of effective marketing.

We’ve packed years of startup experience, proven frameworks, and investor-tested assets into a 4-week sprint. We max out after 10 seats. Take yours while it’s still available.

Accelerator Plus

USD 10,000

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12 hours of workshops

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12 take home assignments

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30-min personal weekly calls

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Access to all templates

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Access to all recordings

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Access to founder chat

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Extra 30-min weekly call

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Review of deck by investors in Noodle’s network

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And if you ever need more along the way...

Brand art direction x3

Typography and colours

Logo design x3

Social media layouts

Copywriting & flow

1-on-1 rehearsal

Presentation design

Feedback from investors

Copywriting

Web development

UI design

On-page & Technical SEO

Things you might still be wondering...

Who is this program for?

This is for early-stage founders with a product (or MVP) who are struggling to turn it into clear traction. If you're prepping to raise, launch, or accelerate growth, this sprint will give you the clarity and tools to get there faster.

Do I need a product already?

Yes — you should have something built, even if it's early. This isn’t a place to validate an idea from scratch. We help you sharpen what you’ve already built so it’s ready to sell and raise.

Will you build my site or deck for me?

No — this isn’t an agency engagement. We guide you through the thinking, structure, and tools so you can own your pitch, brand, and site. That said, you can book add-ons if you want us to help with execution after the program.

How big is the group?

10 — We cap each cohort at 10 founders to keep it personal, collaborative, and high-impact. You’ll get feedback from us and your peers throughout.

Is this suitable for solo founders?

Absolutely. Whether you're solo or have a co-founder, this is built to help you move forward faster — even if you're wearing all the hats.